Dear Thom Browne,
First off, Iâ€™m a fan. Iâ€™m totally behind your shorts obsession, and I love what you do with plaid.
I donâ€™t even mind when you mix two plaids together!
A short-sleeved tux? Why not!
You want men to wear capes again? Well, me too!
A return to old-fashioned bathing suits? With Americaâ€™s rising obesity rates, that sounds like a plan!
But seriously, I did a double-take when my poor eyes saw this.
And it certainly wasnâ€™t any better in gray, although it did look a little less like a diaper.
I thought this suit would be better if it didnâ€™t remind me of an elephant.
Turns out I was dead wrong. Now it reminds me of a terrible penguin who likes rosettes.
This gave me flashbacks of being afraid for my life at the carwash when I was little.
And it terrified me even more as a skirt.
Though I can see this one coming in handy on the Fourth of July.
And this one coming in handy in the bedroom.
Still A Fan,
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