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Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls: Scarlett Johansson

scarlett It’s impressive when a single image is able to represent everything that’s wrong with the world. This picture of Scarlett Johansson singing “Just Like Honey” with the newly re-united Jesus & Mary Chain at Coachella is just such an image. Does she even know who they are? Did she spend countless summer nights driving around the suburbs, blasting them from the terrible tape deck of her car, like I did? Was she even born when “Just Like Honey” came out? I take comfort in the fact that her dress didn’t exactly do wonders for the Spokeswoman of Curvy’s thighs. Also, I wish someone had thought to knock that hat right off her big head. Also, I’m mad jealous. Stylesight’s L.A. correspondent, the lovely Ms. Joanna, might not have gotten to sing backup for the Jesus & Mary Chain, but she sure did take some uplifting shots of concert-goers who aren’t voluptuous blonde actresses masquerading as singers.

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  • Mellie

    Scarlett looks very Britney-like there, um…. not a compliment. Sorry Scar!

  • Ilyssa

    Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. Had to do it Ashley. I just had to.

  • Erin

    marc jacobs flats. last picture. girl on the right. i spent last summer longing for them. lucky bitch.

  • So glad you said all that…you took the words right out of my mouth. there is no way she was even born yet. Goes to show that Sophia has a lot of pull -how else would that have happened otherwise.

  • jp

    word up girlfriend. i was so mad when she came out. i booed. immature, i know. but i had to do it. i will admit, however, that it wasn’t as bad as paris hilton hanging out by the side stage watching air play.

    thanks for the shout out, love!
    (p.s. my name has two n’s!)

    xxxoooxxx

  • vendetta gash.

    from now on, let her be known as . . .

    cheese trunks johansson.

    kiss kiss.
    v.gash

  • Love the girl with the pink hair. Wouldn’t do it myself, but. . . it works on her!

  • I’m proud to say I was standing in that very crowd and missed this entire episode completely. I really had no idea she was singing. I think I walked away actually… but the first part of the set was grrrrreat. So happy I either missed all this or spaced out. gross.

    Also, I know the reason my boyfriend and I weren’t photographed was his utter lack of tight pink shorts. Thank god for small favors I guess.

    xo,c

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