Today I noticed that Stylesightâ€™s Celebrity Fashion category had been updated with tons of pictures from the recent Teen Choice Awards. I didnâ€™t even know who most of these tiny celebs were, and I donâ€™t particularly care who won. My concerns are two: what people wore and promoting anything Michael Cera is a part of. And soâ€¦
The cast of ‘Superbad’, looking awesome! Do you see Michael Cera and his tie? Heâ€™s so cute I want to punch him in the face. Go see this movie if laughing is something youâ€™re into doing. Itâ€™s pure comedy gold.
Speaking of comedy gold, hereâ€™s recently married Avril Lavigine, the Peter Pan of horrible radio rock. Grow up! Get a new stylist! I also want to punch her in the face, but for very different reasons, one of which is the fact that when I was in Korea, my co-teachers forced me to sing â€œSkater Boyâ€ every time we went to norae-bang (karaoke) because Iâ€™m an American and donâ€™t we all looooove Avril Lavigne? No.
Dane Cook canâ€™t believe how awesome his life turned out. Neither can I. Oh and Jessica Alba looks great. Whatevs.
Oh Jason Lee, thank you. Iâ€™ll gladly pay whatever youâ€™re charging for moustache rides.
Care to find a flaw with the ridiculously named Megan Fox? Check out her trashy Marilyn Monroe tattoo! Man, I feel better. She may be prettier/richer/all around happier than me, but at least my tattoos donâ€™t suck.
I love picturing Snoop Dogg at events such as this. I imagine heâ€™s supernice and laid-back, and just takes all the craziness in. I mean really, the man is wearing sweatpants! Oh god I absolutely love him.
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